Dictators of BIT Mesra

Some names have been intentionally changed so as to hide the identity of victims and others.

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LIST OF DICTATORS (you can add your experiences as comments)

• 'Laal Baal' alias Ajmal Kasab :

Identification mark - constantly shouts at students and teachers in hindi. Demoralizes students and gives alltogether wrong concepts for e.g. one day he told us about polymomial function being discontinuous at some points.

• Mechanics Lab Incharge alias 'Budhau Sir'

Identification mark - suddh hindi ke saath kuch acche comments apke t-shirt aur jeans ke baare mein aur in case you are a girl then things which must not be mentioned here.
'Sampul calculation karna hai' is his tagline. You may wonder when will he retire.

budhau ki hawas ke shikar students:
1. 'MSTC wala ladka' and 'idhar aa.....accha chor' waala ladka -

inn massomo ko kya pata tha ki unke 2 classes ki mehnat pe paani phirne jaa raha hai. jaalim ne index page ko hi itni bedardi se kaata ki wo phatne ki kagaar pe aa gaya.

2. Mr. Bablu Werewolf -

ghor beijyatti .......'ye ladka bhondu hai, isse kuch nahi aata.......kya hostel ka khana kha ke motaa rahe ho sirf....' itna kehkar jaalim ne file phekkar uske muh pe maara par bachpan ka cricket kaam aaya nahi to aaj naak phut gaye hoti......... itna hone se pehle bablu bhag kyu nahi gaya....aur ek baat chamiya ki 'medamji' aur unki 'saheli' ne bablu ki sahayata karne ki koi koshish nahi ki...i feel truly sorry for bablu. lets pray for bablu.

3. Me

jaalim : 'andha ho gaya hai kya ji.......kya likha hai'
me : 'sir wo calculate karke direct answer likhe hai'
jaalim : 'pagal ho kya ji....kahi se chap ke likh loge aur kahoge ki calculator se kiye hai. ye kya likha hai...moment of inertia ka unit kya hota hai?'
me : 'kg m2'
jaalim :'kaise ji....tum log yeha par kaise aa gaye ho.....12 me kuch padhe


4. Neo <<>>
jaalim : 'jhandi-maar t-shirt pehen ke kyu aa jate ho'
ab batayiye t-shirt ka mechanics lab se kya sambandh......

5. Anonumous <<>>

jaalim : 'kitna gpa aaya hai ji'
anonymous : ' sir 8.35'
jaalim : 'samajh me nahi aata, kaise e log ko itna gpa aa jata hai


6. jaalim ka assistant
you must be thinking how can somebody work under jalim....par kya kare naukri hai...karni parti hai.....
our source overheard following piece of conversation between jaalim and the victim ---

jaalim : 'accha ek chij bataiye toh, e jo pankha hai,e beam me kahe latka hai...aur bhi to jagah hai idhar udhar..'
assistant : 'sir.......sir..........sir'
jaalim : 'sochiye sochiye'
jaalim : 'beam mota hota hai,isiliye pakar majboot hota hai......he he he...e sab purana jamana ka baat hai...aaj kal ke log ko e sab thore hi pataa'


( to be continued.............)